Garito's Page Words Of Wisdom
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Hello my name is Edgar Armando Alvarez Jr. If you are still reading I hope that you are not drunk, stoned, or high so that you will read everything bellow this paragraph. The reason that I decide to make a page is because my friend Sam made one so I decided to folow in his lead.I cant promise you that this will be a very cool site because it talks about my life and if you know me you would understand that my life isnt that exiting.
Inspired by the recent visit of ONE person I have decided to send special thanks to those who visit my page. So hats off to you Adrian Passdar-Shirazi for being the first in a long long time to adventure into this dark realm.
I have also decided to lose the intro where I talk about myself, because let's be reasonable who the heck cares. If in any remote case you are still interested in learning about me, then you are free to ask me in person.
In the next paragraph I will list all my friends for no particular reason. I am afraid that in this page I am not going to be able to list all my friends because they are so many. But I will make a paragraph of some of my friends. The order is just how they come to mind so don't worry if you're the last one.
Jacob Luna, Ivan Casas, Pedro Valenzuela, Mariana Soto, Roxana Carbajal, Armando DelaRosa, Jose Benites, Efren Olivares, Marco Avila, Jonathan Garcia, Sam Le, Georgina Portillo, Yadira Avila, Gabriel Buentello, Mariana Velazquez, Raul Lechuga, Esmeralda Lechuga, Michelle Gonzales, Isac Quijas, Ricardo Ortiz, Jorje Adame, Fransisco Lopez, Jack Aguilar, Nathan Dominguez, Lizeth Contreras, Felipe Avila, Lili Hernandez, Sergio Martinez, Jaime Porras, Roberto Soya, Jose Bravo, Martin Arzola, Sergio Manjarrez, Cindy Fierro, Saul Anaya, Ricky Aguilar, Celia Rodriguez, Sylvia Rangel, Joanna Guerrero, Tanya Kennel, Jason Douglas, Ana Perez, Bridget Mejia, Jesus Sepeda, Maria DelaRosa, Israel Roman, Andre Gallardo, Itzel Garcia, Sonya Gutierrez, Laquita Johnson, Omar Carrascillo, Alejandra Soto,Virginia Gonzalez, Edson Lopez, Miguel Rodriguez, Ubaldo Fernandez, Adrian Passdar-Shirazi,Susana Hinojos, Maurice Hill, Monica Rico, Rosa Izela Lazcano, Victor Manuel Casiano, Victoria Castellanos, Laura Gaona Servin, Gabriela Lazalde, Lorenzo Castillos, David Chavez. Send me an email with your name if you want to be added to my list(Not all entries will be accepted). I dont know if the link below for my email works so Ill tell you, gary_al@hotmail.com
The following is a collection of wisdom that I have gathered in my life. This is the reason for my webpage. I do this not to bore with a bunch of senseless sayings but in an effort to end some of the troubles of the world.
GARITO'S WORDS OF WISDOM
I'm going to add a proverb every Monday so be ready for the proverbs that will be in this section. If you would like an explanation to any of the proverbs just send me an email and I will send you the reply as soon as I can. Some of these quotes are not mine so if I know the origin I'll give them credit by putting their name by it. If you would like for me to post a personal proverb of yours just sent it to my e-mail and I will gladly post it in the page.
An old horse at the trough, still thinks of traveling a thousand leagues. A hero in his old age, never lets go of his principles.
Use the days of plenty to think of days of nothing.
He who commits to many sins marches on the road to death.
Patience is a tree with bitter roots that bears sweet fruits.
People differ in life, but not in death.
One living in blessings does not know it is a blessing.
The gentleman first practices what he preaches and then preaches what he practices.
Boasts are harder to honor than promises.
True friendship is clear like water, false friendship is sweet like honey.
A gentleman would rescue a man trapped in a well, but he would not jump in himself. He is not perfect, but he is not stupid either.
Unconstructive criticism is like trying to stop a flood with water, or fighting fire with fire.
One who obeys the will of Heaven will practice universal love.
One should not expect gratitude when bestowing kindness.
Do not worry if others do not undestand you. Worry if you do not understand them.
A kind man sees kindness, the wise man sees wisdom.
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Personally, I disbelief in the irresgularity of natural phenomena, and regar as evil spirits only those who injure their neighbors.
I hear and forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
After living a hundred years, those who do not die of sadness, die of boredom.
The wise man prefers life to possessions.
He who asks is a fool for five minutes. But he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
A gentleman does not hold a grudge.
A human being should never be agressive.
One tree does not make a forest.
Do not forget to take your wife when you move house.
There is only one type of smart person, the one that wants to learn more.-Sam Le
If we do not enjoy ourselves today, The days and months will pass us by.
Man's life should be spent in joy; Why wait in vain for wealth and honor?
Do not drive the tiger from the front door, while letting the wolf get in the back.
Beware a dagger hidden in a smile.
The coward has dream, the brave man has a vision.
The spirit never perishes, only the body decays.
All questions have two sides.
Revenge is like a rose with thorns, you think its beatuful but when you pick it up it stabs you.
A servant Cannot have two masters.
Ice is produced from water and yet is colder than water.
Do not mourn the people of the past they are gone.
Do not open your clothes to embrace the fire.
Do not ask the way from a blind man.
Hear all sides and you will be enlightened. Hear one side, and you will be in the dark.
An untutored man is like uncarved jade.
You cannot have a good horse that doesn't eat grass.
He knows most who says he knows least.
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
The cautious seldom err.
Manifest plainness, embrace simplicity, reduce selfishness, and have few desires.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. -Blade
Fire breathing and glass eating are not talents, wisdom is.
A thank is a divine word, you is a human word, when you mix these two you make the most wonderful saying in the world.
A man has to respect many people, but the first one he should respect should be himself.
Everything comes and goes, even life.
To cry is to lose emotion, to get angry is to lose self control. -Sam Le
You do not need much fortune to bring joy, 25 cents will do it.
Pleasures of the flesh bring misfortunes, whereas pleasures of the spirit bring many years of joy.
Sugarcoding life is like hiding a snake under a pillow.
Laughing at someones misfortunes is bad, laughing at someones disabilities is horrible.
In good times, the wise, man looks for himself. In bad times he looks for himself.
When riding a tiger, it is difficult to get off. The only way may be to kill it.
Shrimp may attack dragons in shallow water.
The cat does not weep for the rat.
Take care of the small things.
The violent man shall die a violent death.
Pioneers plant trees, but the latecomers rest in the shade.
Sending untrained recruits to battle is sending them to their graves.
Poke the flames and burn yourself.
Heroes are made by the times.
A wise ruler must suppress his personal hatreds.
A general's triumph means ten thousand rotting bones.
Ten men cannot defeat a thousand tigers.
It is harder to deal with the weeds once they have spread.
The wrath of the mob is difficult to oppose. The desire of the individual is difficult to accomplish.
True gold fears not the test of fire.
The secret of leading soldiers is having a single leader.
The beauty waits, and waits, but no one comes.
A distant heart creates a wilderness around it.
Candles weep until they become ash.
Do the birds in the trees know their fate?
Without clouds, there can be no rain.
The love that is not deep is quickly broken.
How can the swallow understand the aspirations of the swan?
Name is but an accessory of reality.
A cold man cannot be choosy about clothes.
The worthy leader starts the day early and retires late.
When one loves another person there is no telling what one can do.
Truth is often disguised as jest.
If there's a fire, you can put it out by pissing on it.
Add legs to the snake after you have finished drawing it.
An ant may well destroy a whole dam.
A book holds a house of gold.
Butcher the donkey after it finished his job on the mill.
A crane standing amidst a flock of chickens.
A camel standing amidst a flock of sheep.
Crows everywhere are equally black.
A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable.
Dismantle the bridge shortly after crossing it.
Distant water won't help to put out a fire close at hand.
Distant water won't quench your immediate thirst.
Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways.
Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth.
A dog won't forsake his master because of his poverty; a son never deserts his mother for her homely appearance.
Dream different dreams while on the same bed.
Even a hare will bite when it is cornered.
Fail to steal the chicken while it ate up your bait grain.
A fall into a ditch makes you wiser.
Fight a wolf with a flex stalk.
Flowing water never goes bad; our door hubs never gather termites.
A frog in a well shaft seeing the sky.
Flies never visit an egg that has no crack.
A good fortune may forbade a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune.
Have a mouth as sharp as a dagger but a heart as soft as tofu.
Have one's ears pierced only before the wedding ceremony starts.
A horse cannot gain weight if not fed with extra fodder during the night; a man cannot become wealthy without earnings apart from his regular salaries.
How can you expect to find ivory in a dog's mouth?
How can you put out a fire set on a cart-load of firewood with only a cup of water?
If you do not study hard when young you'll end up bewailing your failures as you grow up.
If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame.
If you have never done anything evil, you should not be worrying about devils to knock at your door.
An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can't buy that inch of time with an inch of gold.
It is easy to dodge a spear that comes in front of you but hard to keep harms away from an arrow shot from behind.
A Jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he is educated.
Kill a chicken before a monkey.
Kill one to warn a hundred.
Like ants eating a bone.
Lift a stone only to drop on your own feet.
The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be.
Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone.
No wind, no waves.
Once bitten by a snake, one is scared all its life at the mere sight of a rope.
Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight.
One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked.
One monk shoulders water by himself; two can still share the labor among them. When it comes to three, they have to go thirsty.
Only when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
An overcrowded chicken farm produce fewer eggs.
Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
Play a harp before a cow.
Paper can't wrap up a fire.
Reshape one's foot to try to fit into a new shoe.
Regular feet can't be affected by irregular shoes.
Shed no tears until seeing the coffin.
A smile will gain you ten more years of life.
A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den.
Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage.
Steal a bell with one's ears covered.
Three humble shoemakers brainstorming will make a great statesman.
There are always ears on the other side of the wall.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.
Vicious as a tigress can be, she never eats her own cubs.
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it.
We are not so much concerned if you are slow as when you come to a halt.
When you are poor, neighbors close by will not come; once you become rich, you'll be surprised by visits from (alleged) relatives afar.
Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook.
You think you lost your horse? Who knows, he may bring a whole herd back to you someday.
You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher.
You can't expect both ends of a sugar cane are as sweet.
Your fingers can't be of the same length.
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
The best soldiers are not warlike.
If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
The more you sweat in Peacetime, The less you bleed during War.
Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense.
Behind every able man, there are always other able men.
Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount.
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
If you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words.
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.
Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow.
He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes.
If a man does only what is required of him, he is a slave. If a man does more than is required of him, he is a free man.
You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.
A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than its fill from a river.
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
Take a second look... It costs you nothing.
Clear conscience never fears midnight knocking.
A needle is not sharp at both ends.
It is not necessary to light a candle to the sun.
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
It is not the knowing that is difficult, but the doing.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
A young branch takes on all the bends that one gives it.
There are two perfect men; one dead, and the other unborn.
If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of he game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
Men in the game are blind to what men looking on see clearly.
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
The tongue like a sharp knife...Kills without drawing blood.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time, is today.
When planning for a year, plant corn. When planning for a decade, plant trees. When planning for life, train and educate people.
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying a way small stones.
Climb mountains to see lowlands.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet.
Men trip not on mountains they trip on molehills.
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.
He who could foresee affairs three days in advance would be rich for thousands of years.
A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.
A man without a smiling face must not open shop.
He who would rise in the world should veil his ambition with the forms of humanity.
Only he that has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
Prepare for calamity not yet in bud.
The first time it is a favor, the second time a rule.
If you deal hands of mistrust, mistrust won't trust you.
When looking over shoulder forget not to look in front of you.
Sam is stupid.
Adrian is supercalifragilisticexpialidociously hot.
Email: Edgar Alvarez
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