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AWESOME PPL- WIPPLES MY BUDDIE,NIKKI,CAITLIN,EMILY R,EMILYW,BRIT,
CHRISTINE,PRECIOUS,TRINA,MOLDY,STEPH,BECCA,RAJ,STEVE,CHRIS,ANN,
KATELYN,KATE,LINZ,DAN,ASHLEY,KERI,ERINM,SEB,JENNINE,AIMEE,JESS,SHELIA, ETC ETC IF UR NOT ON HERE ITS CUZ I DIDNT PUT U THERE N IDIDNT PUT U THERE CUZ I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPIN NEMORE, BUT U KNO WHO U R N I LUV YA ALLQOUTES-
~" When two paths open up in front of u, u should always choose the hardest one."
~"A million words would not bring u back, i kno,b/c ive tried. Neither would a million tears,i kno,b/c ive cried."
~"When I first saw u I was afraid 2 talk 2 u*When i first talked 2 u I was afraid 2 like u*When i first liked u i was afraid to luv u*Now that I luv u i'm afraid 2 lose u"
~"When it hurts 2 look back, n ur scared 2 look ahead, u can look beside u n ur best friend will b there."
~"A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard 2 find and lucky 2 have…"JOKES-
~Why do men need to play on artifical turf?
It keeps them from grazing
~Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
She thought her maxi pad had wings
~Why do men need replays on sports?
After 30 seconds they forgot wut happened
~How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear
~Wut does a blonde say when u blow in her ear?
Thanks 4 the refill
~What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear?
Data transfer
~Wut do u call ten blondes standin ear to ear?
A windtunnel
~Why did a blonde die in a helicopter crash?
She got cold n turned off the fan
~Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
U can park in the handicap zone
~What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No
~What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A blonde going through a flashing red light
~1 day, a blonde's neighbor goes over 2 her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over 2 the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her y she was crying this time."I just got off off the phone w/my sister, her mother died 2!"
~Wut do barbie n britney spears have in common?
Both r blonde, brainless, n made outta plastic
~Why cant a blonde dial 911?
she cant find the 11
~How do u keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do u keep a blonde busy? (see above)
~A blond was driving along a country road, listening 2 the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes 1 after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned off the radio. She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying 2 row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across 2 the other blond, "It's Blondes like u who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give u a piece of my mind!"
~Once a blonde went 2 the library 2 get a book. A few days later, she returns and says 2 librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had 2 many characters and 2 many numbers, so i would like 2 return it." The librarian says 2 the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
~A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager 2 help. 1 day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on 1 side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer @ the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me 2 b ur friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "ok," looking @ the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are u standing here all alone?" "b/c,I'm the goalie!"
~Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker 2 work?
In case she had 2 draw sum blood.
HAHA im j/p guys n blondes rnt that bad, actually.....~BENEFITS OF BEIN A WOMAN! HELL YA!
*We got off the Titanic first
*We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers
*We can cry and get off speeding fines
*Taxis stop 4 us
*We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
*Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (u get the point)
*No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo
*If we 4got 2 shave, no1 has 2 know
*We can congratulate our teammate w/o ever touching her butt
*If we're dumb, sum ppl will find it cute
*We have the ability 2 dress ourselves
*If we marry sum1 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiotPEACE OUT EVERYONE! i have another webpage 2 check it out!
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