Joyce's Top Ten Reasons Why Dan Gangloff is an Asshole
Don't worry if you don't know who he is, these may be applied to all guys.)
10. He has a receding hairline. 9. He is a lying, cheating son-of-a-bitch, not to mention he is a spineless asshole. 8. He thinks romance consists of shutting the door. 7. Three words: No high-school diploma. 6. He's 22 and still lives with daddy. 5. He single-handedly disproved the scientific research which concluded that farmers have the most satisfing sex. 4. Confrontation problem anyone? 3. Problems telling the truth anyone? 2. The fashon police have become sick of arresting him. 1. The bastard's idea of being honest is telling you "I kinda have another girlfriend."
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