DETER-A-LESBIAN Courtesy of the Department of Human Relations.
Recently,we at the DHR,(Department of Human Relations),have recieved an increasing ammount of inquiries from heterosexuals,concerned with a new found ability to attract females of a lesbonic disposition. This growing condition,frequently more common in women,clearly appears to us as a positively negative predicament for all concerned.So we have decided to present on this page,our research on the matter,in order to educate the public of how they may avoid this dilemma. :: 1.CONSIDER A SEX CHANGE. :: Although to some this may at first appear to be a somewhat harsh course of action,and although it actually is,our research has shown that a sex change can cause a significant drop in enthusiasm from the average lesbian woman. :: 2.HIDING IN BOXES. :: When in places that you feel any interaction with women is iminent,it is always a good idea to have a box close by at all times,which you may climb into,should such a situation occur. :: 3.THE KANGAROO COSTUME. :: This unorthodox technique,has proven to be a positive boon to the budding lesbian repeller,and although this may occasionally backfire on people when they are faced with the rare kangaroo fetish lesbian,at least there is the option to hop away from them when needed. :: I hope that you have found our advice to be a useful,educating and not at all silly resource. Thank you for your interest in the world of human relations.
