~*~AnGeLa'S PaGe~*~

~*~AnGeLa'S PaGe~*~

HeY EvErYbOdY! I WaS ReaLLy BoReD sO I DeCiDeD 2 CrEaTe ThIs!
Im LeaViNg a mEsSaGe To EvErYbOdy aNd If i FoRgOt U JuST TeLL mE aNd iLL AdD U!
VANESSA
>i LuV u sO MuCh GuRL! uR Da BeSteSt! hErE gO OuR iNsIdE
JoKes!
>shAmCk dA BuMmY sHaMck dA BuMmY
>sExUaL cHoCoLaTe
>if U nEeD a Man ReaLLy nEeD a Man CaLL 1-800-88-jAmie- BecKEr's ShoEs
>rIcHaRd SiMmOnz WoRkOuTz
>ThAnK u 4 mY ChIcKeN
>Im GoNnA hAvE ReD BeAnS 4 DiNnEr
>AsS oRgAsmS
>ThoSe vErY DiRtY BaLLz
>BiGgEr PaCkAgEs TaStE BeTtA
>U r SsSoOo gIvIn Me ToE BoNeRz
>He WaS sUpPoSeD 2 Be DeAd...I ALrEadY F**kEd HiM
>No MaTta WaT I dO..ALL i ThiNk AbOut iS vAnEsSa
>ThE PeNiS iS nOw ToUcHiNg ThE LeG
>OoOoOoOh TAsTy
>CaRsOn...TiMe 4 tHe CLeAnInG
>ToAsT wIt MuStArD
>u R DoInG ThIs fOr uR BoDy!! sWiNg ThOsE HiPz!!
>kRaFt DiNnEr Is YuMmY iN dA TuMmY oH yEs It Is InDeEd iT gOEs Down GrEaT & iTz qUiCk 2 MaKe oHH iTz GoTtA bE KD
>If U hAd A ReaLLy HuGe PeNi$ u cOuLd F^Ck SuMboDy eLsE fRoM aCrOsS ThE RoOm!
>hEhE u LiCkeD mE!
>uNo! U-NNNOOOO
>MaDaMe CaN u wIpE My bUm? (MiNi WeInErZ)
>tHe PiGhEaDz!
>PiXiE PrOtEcTiOn!
>KiRk aTe A BaNaNa TodAy!
>oOpSyS I sTePpEd In ThE RaG!
JAMIE
U sExY LiL TroLL oN IcE! eEwW ThE TaRp u NauGhTy LiL BoY! TeLL sCoTT He iS VeRy HoT & SeXy aNd ThaT I No hE LovEs TiTz! NiKE SoCkS RoX! o Ya!
KIRK
u & uR sExY WiNgZ R dA BeSt! KiRk WaNtZ In mY PaNtZ! LmaO! i HuRd U WeRe QuiTe ThE sTuD In KinDeRgaRdEn! MaDaMe, CaN u WiPe My bUm! I CoUlDn'T TeLl Ur PaNtZ WeRe ToO TiGht! U kNoW ThaT HouSe We LiVe On On KinG sT, Dad?!?! hAhA oUR 3 HoURs In ThE mOvIe TheAtRe!
IAN
NoTe TO SeLf: RemEmBeR ThAt IaN'S StOp StArInG aT Me LoOks ReaLLy ArE gEt In My paNTz LoOks! aNd I Do LoVe u, dOnT eVeR ForGeT ThaT! aNd KiRk iSnt Gay! cAnt WaIt TiL caMp! HaHa..Our LiL DeaL
COLIN
RemEmBeR dAt I GoTta HeAr uR cHeEsE SoNg! DoNt ForGeT!
BEN
aRe ThOsE cArToOnz StiLL TuRnInG u oN? ThOnGz! LoTz Of ThOnGz! ShE'LL LuV eM!
GORDON
ThE PeNiS iS NoW ToUcHInG ThE LeG OvEr & OuT..TiCkLE TiCkLe TiCkLE
BRANDON
bRiNg ThE DaMn PiCtuReS! u CaN StOp uSInG ThEm 4 MaStErBaTiOn RiGhT AbOuT NoW!
COLLEEN
MiNNoNiTe! hEhe! im rEaLLy SOrRy AbOuT ThaT! i DiDnT ThInK EvErYboDy WoULd Go ALoNg WIt It! Ur SuPpoSeD 2 PuT tHe BoTtTLe DoWn B4 iT eXpLOdEs! u KnoW uNo! hehehe! ThE piGHeaDs aRe aMaZiNg! dAmN sTrAiGhT! PixIe PrOtEcTiOn!
ANDREW
Im NeVer Ever BrinGiNg uR baSeBaLLz bAck! aNd iM NoT a RetArD! HaHa I cAn GraB uR FaT!
MITCHELL
uR Gf'S cOoKIes ARe AmAzInG! miSs ViCkIe RuLeS BuT Im NoT A ReTard!
BILL
i nO i StiLL oWe U BiG TiMe and Im SoRry About TeLLiNg ppl AboUt dAt ThIng! tHAnX fOr KiSsIng My OuChiE BoOBoO bEtTeR!!
RYAN
TeLL uR DaD I LoVe hIm! CouLd U PLeZ StOp MoLeStInG Me? PrETtY PrEttY pLeZ! Is Ur CoCk sTiLL 28 FeEt & sTiLL wRaPPeD aRoUnD uR LeGs Or HaS iT gRoWn?? U GoTtA sIng uR sExy WoMan SoNgZ aGaInZ! SSSEEEEEEXXXYYYYYYY RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! hahahah !
NATHAN
i nO u AnD MrS. FaTrICkSoN ArE oFFicALLy An iTeM Now! i juSt HoPe ThAt u UsE pRoteCTiON! ReMemBer ThAt GuRLz rULe and ThE WoMeN'S zOne IS The BeSt! AnD We aRe StILL cUmMIng 2 kIcK uR BuTT suMdaY! u bettEr bE ScAreD! U LiL MaStErBaToR! GoTtA kEeP ThE MeAT HaPpY! LMAO!!! IvE gOtTa BoNeR 4 ChRiStMaS! uR GoIng OuT wiT JeSsIE! HEHEH! BIG HUGZ!!!
BRIGETTE
I DiDnT KiSs NiCk I SweAr! hEhE! hEz GotteN mORe ActIoN fRom Me thAn HiS OwN G/f HEHE!
ASHLEY
NeXT YeAr iS gOnNa Be AmaZinG cuZ u'LL bE In HeY mIcKEy Wit Us! We ArE goNnA LiGhT Up DaT sTaGe!
KATHRYN
Ur hUgZ R ThE bEsTeST! tHEY cHeEr UP EvErY day! I LoVe U! JuSt GeT oVeR HiM! pReTtY PrEtTy PLeZ! I sTiLL LuV yA GuRL!
GRANT
ItZ nOt LiKe Im JusT GoNnA Go FuCk A GuY Up ThE Ass! iTz Not LikE PoOr PeOplE rUn ArOUnD nAkeD inTo MoViE ThEaTReS!
SEAN
Im ReaLLy SoRry BoUT EvEryThiNg! i StiLL Luv Ya BoI,sO dOnT dO anY MoRe CraZY sHiT!
JAY
BLoNdEz ArEnT sTuPid! ThEy ArE hOt aNd SeXy So Why diSS ThEm?
JESSIE
hEy GuRL! ThE tRiPLeTz KiCk BuTt! aNd We No it GuRL! u GoTTa CoMe OvEr SooN! YeS LoRd YeS LoRd YeS yEs LoRd! DaMn We Rock! UR GoIng Out WiT nAtHaN! HAHAHAH
SHERENA
So HoW oLd Is ThE OlDeSt woMeN? AnD aRe StArBuRst StiLL puT In ThE FrEeZer! Ur The BeStEst! i UsEd 2 haVe a LiTtLe NoW I hAvE a LoT! LMAO
CHANCE
WoW I wAs NoRmaL! mAn DaT wAs kEwl MaYbE I sHoULd TrY iT MoRe oFtEn! (i KnOw i SuCk aT siNgInG u DonT GoTTa RemInD mE)
CAITLIN
I CaNt BeLiEvE uR StiLl Wit TiM! GoOD Job! JuSt GoTtA GEt A LiL sMoOch iN ThErE anD eVeRYthInG wOuLd bE GooD! HeHE Im JuST A JoKiNG Im nOt GoNnA StArT ThAT aGaIn! rEmeMbeR dA WorLd CLaSs bItCh FiGht! wE shOuLda SoLd TiCkeTz FoR DaT! We WouLdA mAdE a LoT Of MonEy! i CAnT wAIt tiL OhIo! RuGbY Rox ALL dA waY! DaMn StRaIgHT! I No I haVE FuCkEd Up HAiR u donT GoTTA TeLl ME!
ANGELICA
ReMeMbeR DaT As SoOn As We GeT OuR LiScEnSes We ArE GoInG oN A RoAd TrIp tO CaLiFoRniA! cAn'T wAiT TiL caMp cuZ wE aRe Da OnLy bOy cRaZy OnEs SO We GoTtA PUmP uP Da PaRtI!
NATASHA
U KnoW u-No! hEhE nAtAsHa iS mEnStRaTiNg! NaTaShA PeEeD HeR PanTz!!!!! PiXiE pRoTeCtIoN!!!!!!! uR gOinG oUT wIt ChRiS! yAY!
NICK
NICKERONI!!!!! hAhA! iVE GoTtEn FaRtHeR WiT u Than uR oWn Gf! hahah WaT a SqUaREbEaR! sHE HaSnt EvEn huGgEd u!
DUSTIN
im CoMiNg To RaPe u! u bEtTa Be sCaReD! ReMeMbEr u haVTa Be My LaWyeR fOR The MoLeStaTiOn CaSe!

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